So I was snuggling with my boyfriend last night - who's more into politics than the english language - and decided it would be a great moment to start teaching him some grammar rules (count and mass nouns, and when to use 'less' and 'fewer' ... common, it's interesting!)
Well, it wasn't well received. He loosened his grip around me, moved across the bed, and I definitely saw a flicker of fear in his eyes. Killed the moment, really.
Just thought I'd give you all a heads up.